#also. l + ratio + youre a harry styles fan

[violentdevotion]

Also dont u even dare to say shit like harry is a zionist anymore its neither funny nor true. Cry about it.

[slaygentford]

now we go for the worst part of it all and what cements his music as bad in online spaces: when he drops the album there’s a song about gabrielle, and everyone listening is like. does this man want to fuck his mom? there’s immediate discourse about it everywhere & it’s unescapable. after that month of arguing, his fans who remain split into two groups: those who watch lestat in a way akin to a fucked up hamster and those who think he’s a genius. the genius side argues that he’s a secret genius and the gabby song is about the cycle of abuse and becoming your parents and the oedipal complex + the addition of vampirism adding a whole new level of depth as a metaphor! they quickly become the most unbearable stan group online. people are like lestat’s music is good but not good enough to be acting Like That. + he wants to fuck his mom. + L + he’s french + ratio. then they find out he’s inspired by bands like queen & also his old bad photoshoots. the next two weeks his music is all mocked and shredded and after lestat is considered An Annoying Average Twitter Artist RIP🪦

the connection to harry styles? look at how his fans act (lestat’s would be worse. cause they would be fake intellectuals about him.)

I just dont even want to add anything to this because your scholarship is so profound that being said I'm now having an existential crisis. would I be a lestat fan? and if I would, how quickly would you put me down? instantly, I hope